This document discusses different soccer playing styles of various countries. The English style varies the striker's position based on wind conditions. The German style is radical, efficient and can kick the ball up to 297 km/h. The Italian style focuses on strong defense, controlled midfield passing to the striker, and often relies on penalties. The Brazilian style is not commented on. The Australian style allows them to lose on their own without needing help. The French style tries all possible strategies but sometimes forgets the goal. The Mexican style notes that the red dot is actually the referee, not the ball. The Venezuelan style is to stay home and watch other teams on TV.

2. The English Plan Depending on the wind, the striker’s position may vary…

3. The German Plan Radical, efficient, unstoppable… (ball’s speed may reach 297 km/h)

4. The Italian Plan Iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..and…Penalty

5. The Brasilian Plan … no comments!

6. The Australian Plan They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.

7. The French Plan In their plan, they try all possible hypotesis. Hey! They forgot the goal

8. The Mexican Plan Note: the red dot is not the ball, it’s the referee.

9. The Venezuelan Plan Stay at home and watch the others on TV!…...