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Vikram Kadam introduces himself in a fictional and humorous document. The document mentions various fictional experiences, including delivering cash by swiping it between "A** cheeks" and defeating a Grand Master at chess. It also humorously references dozing off, frequent bathroom breaks, and love of beauty and Flipkart. The cover letter humorously invites others to a fictional "dhulaai" or beating at a specified location. The document is clearly intended as fictional and humorous rather than a serious resume or experience summary.

Technology Entertainment & Humor

VIKRAM KADAM
AKA VIKI SETH

Disclaimer: Kindly treat it just for fun. No offence
intended to anyone. Entirely Fictional !!
Correlation is spurious and intentional.

ABOUT MYSELF:
MAAJHA NAAM VIKRAM AAHE!!
Aata maajhi
satakli !!

Sir, my point is…………
……………………………….
……………………………….
(to be contd)

………………………..….
…Flipkart.com.…….
……………………………
(to be contd)

Meanwhile

Ms. James has
dozzzzz-ed off 20 times

Mr. PP has relocated to
The Loo 200 times

Mr. Goel has defeated
The Grand Master

Ok?
--- The End --Prof: ??
(air of relief)

WORK EXPERIENCE

He was the one who used to deliver cash. Just Swipe
between his A** Cheeks and get your cash!!
Its not April Fool Prank!! It worked!!

EXTRA CURRICS:
Flipkart!!
Its my Life!!!

Dude
Seriously!!

Kadam Kadam badhao
na, Mujhe tum rijhao
na.
I love beauty

Kya !!!!!!

sleep.

Hobbies: Maa Ka Laadla
KISS KO
PYAR
KAROON

COVER LETTER:
AGAR AAP SABME DUM HAI :




Maharashtra Maha Mandal @ IIMB,
PGP2013 Sec D and
baaki MITR jan (Bole to Friends Not MITR
Club)…

Aap sabhi saadar aamantrit hai,
is dhulaai main!!
Hoosh & Puuush Sab Karenge..
Wahin par jahaan sabka hota hai –
A k nichle maale par.

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