The document contains 4 short jokes or anecdotes: 1. A student responds to an example of transitive property with an inappropriate analogy. 2. A tour guide asks women to be quiet so they can hear the loud Niagara Falls, but misphrases the request. 3. A man has an awkward conversation with another person in the adjacent bathroom stall who asks strange questions. 4. The document contains 4 short jokes or stories.

1. Jokes Sumedhe

2. (1) Equation…. Teacher tells a student a=b b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example

3. Student replies; I love u u love your daughter so I love your daughter

4. (2) Big Sound….. Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

5. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?

6. (4)Wash Room….! I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doing' just fine!"

7. And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? ﾊ A t that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: " Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

8. At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!”

9. Then I hear the guy say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. T here's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

10. Click! (4) Bad Morning....!

11. Click! (5) Wrong Question….?

12. Thank you!