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This document contains a collection of funny phrases and sayings misattributed to teachers and school administrators. Examples include a principal catching a student smoking near the girls' hostel, a teacher telling students to throw paper in the trash can, and a lab assistant questioning how a computer can understand incorrect code. Many of the quotes involve unintentionally funny mistakes in grammar, vocabulary, or context.
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This document contains a collection of funny phrases and sayings misattributed to teachers and school administrators. Examples include a principal catching a student smoking near the girls' hostel, a teacher telling students to throw paper in the trash can, and a lab assistant questioning how a computer can understand incorrect code. Many of the quotes involve unintentionally funny mistakes in grammar, vocabulary, or context.
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校徽：象征着学校的荣誉和传承。
校名:学校英文全称
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颁发日期：这是毕业正式生效的时间，也代表着毕业生学业的结束。
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Early Life and Career Beginnings
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DiCaprio's career skyrocketed with his performance in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" (1993). earning him his first Academy Award nomination. He continued to gain acclaim with roles in "Romeo + Juliet" (1996) and "Titanic" (1997). the latter of which cemented his status as a global superstar. Over the years, DiCaprio has showcased his versatility in films like "The Aviator" (2004). "Start" (2010), and "The Revenant" (2015), for which he finally won an Academy Award for Best Actor.
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Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio was born in Los Angeles, California, on November 11, 1974. His journey to stardom began at a young age with roles in television commercials and educational programs. DiCaprio's breakthrough came with his portrayal of Luke Brower in the sitcom "Growing Pains" and later as Tobias Wolff in "This Boy's Life" (1993). where he starred alongside Robert De Niro.
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Tom Cruise known for his dedication and passion in both his professional and personal life. As a father, Cruise has described as loving and protective. His involvement in the Church of Scientology, but, has been a point of contention and has influenced his relationship with Suri. Cruise's commitment to Scientology has reported to be a significant factor in his and Holmes' divorce and his limited public interactions with Suri.
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