This document describes two fictional superheroes: Super Cow and Spider Pig. Super Cow can transform from a friendly cow to an aggressive cow with horns when wet in cold water. She has powers like flight and killing enemies with one finger. Spider Pig is pink, wears a red and blue dress, and likes killing people. He has strengths like walking on walls and throwing lasers from his nose that Super Cow lacks. The origins of Super Cow's powers came from surviving a bomb that killed her family.