2. Many frat stars dream of
having one-night stands
with wild Sparty sluts
But those Arizona chicks
are something else…
3. There was once this guy named Steve that tried
for years and years to get intimate with a stunning
lady who was the envy of the world…but then a
man named Renato came around and the lady
slept with Renato after 5 days because
Renato was quite the charming gentleman.
So now Steve is feeling all heated, beated, defeated
…AND he’s threatening to “vote Republican”
XI can make political jokes too!
4. A picture is worth
a thousand words
This dude in the picture
looks like he is getting
high as f**k though…
5. Did you know?
Since 9/11, apparently more people
have died from bee stings than from
violent terrorism in the United States