Top Ten De Febrero


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Diez estupendos chistes sobre frigidez y política en los Estados Unidos

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Top Ten De Febrero

  1. 1. Top Ten de Febrero ¿Es Condoleezza Rice Frígida? Los 10 mejores chistes sobre la Secretaria de Estado de USA.
  2. 2. 1.- Today is the 54th anniversary of the first man getting to the top of Mt. Everest. Now, if only we could get one on top of Condoleezza Rice." --David Letterman
  3. 3. 2.- "Condoleezza Rice is apparently dating a Canadian politician. It's a proud day for Canada. They're the first nation to put a man on Condoleezza." --David Letterman
  4. 4. 3.- "It's rumored in Washington that Condoleezza Rice has a new boyfriend. Allegedly, he's Canada's Foreign Minister, Peter MacKay. Since he's a diplomat and he visits her at the White House, he has to have a Secret Service code name. Do you know what his Secret Service code name is? 'Captain Kirk.' You know why they call him that? Because he's going where no man has gone before." --Jay Leno
  5. 5. 4.- Forget the economy -- why doesn't someone try stimulating Condoleezza? Said by Pres. Bush At the Economy Stimulating Program presentation.
  6. 6. 5.- ¿El colmo de Codoleeza? Haber encabezado la diplomacia gringa en la época en que la relación EEUU- Europa fue de la más frígida.
  7. 7. 6.- Se sincero: ¿Qué montaje crees que le va mejor a Condoleezza?
  8. 8. 7.- Espectacular inicio de temporada de un popular programa de televisión.
  9. 9. 8.- y hablando de frígidas, ¿Cómo ven esto? <ul><li>Political experts are now saying that to win the presidency in 2008 a candidate has to get hot at the right time. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, 'Hillary's doomed' </li></ul>
  10. 10. 9.- The first Democratic presidential debate was held earlier tonight. ... <ul><li>Big event. It featured Senator Hillary Clinton facing off against seven men. Or, as Bill Clinton calls it, “the worst porn movie plot ever </li></ul>
  11. 11. 10.- The latest political rumor is that if Hillary Clinton wins the presidency, she will be replaced in the Senate by her husband, Bill Clinton . <ul><li>When asked about it, Bill Clinton said, “I dream of replacing Hillary every day, but with something like…” (see next page) </li></ul>
  12. 12. … These!!!