The document describes hypothetical scenarios of what the author would do if they had a thousand of various objects or abilities. These include constructing a house with bricks, freeing fish into the sea, decorating cakes with needles, writing literature with pens, eating apples, driving cars, sharing cheese with ants, making a bed with cotton, tracking criminals with dogs, playing with marble balls, smearing cow dung, walking and climbing with extra legs, seeing in all directions with extra eyes, sleeping and dreaming, speaking many languages with extra tongues, embracing others with extra arms, admiring their reflection in extra moons, drinking brandy without getting sick, assassinating crime with guns, chewing betel leaves, taking photos of loved ones,

1. IF I HAD A THOUSAND LIVES
If I had a thousand bricks stashed beside my persona; I would utilize them all to
construct an invincible house,
If I had a thousand fishes slithering for life in my vicinity; I would put them back into
the saline sea,
If I had a thousand burnt needles in my palms; I would embellish them with ice
candy; incorporating them on the surface of chocolate cake,
If I had a thousand pens full of fountain ink; I would inundate the blank demeanor of
paper with a battalion of literature,
If I had a thousand apples embossed with brilliantly radiant skins; I would peel of the
same at lightning speeds and cupidly devour the imprisoned juice,
If I had a thousand cars aligned right outside my driveway; I would traverse through
the steep hills with a cavalcade of soldiers following me,
If I had a thousand cubes of cheese strewn haphazardly beside my nose; I would
nibble at a few distributing the rest amongst a plethora of red ants,
If I had a thousand pieces of flocculent cotton; I would juxtapose them together;
then sleeping in tranquil calm on the conglomerate of my innovative bed,
If I had a thousand hunter dogs; I would engage them in tracking nefarious criminals;
reprimanding the culprits severely for their compendium of misdeeds,
If I had a thousand balls of immaculate marble; I would bang them on the ground to
produce a deafening noise; roll with sheer exhilaration on the same,
If I had a thousand cakes of deplorable cowdung; I would smear them on the walls of
my house; sparing a few to splash around mischievously,
If I had a thousand legs; I would sleep; at the same time walk; clambering up
the treacherous terrain without perspiring in the Sun,
If I had thousand eyes; I would clearly sight disdainful traffic in front as well as in the
rear; alongwith the twinkling stars in the sky,
If I had a thousand dreams; I would keep sleeping all Sunlit day as well as in the
starry night,
If I had a thousand tongues; I would eloquently speak the language of each city in the
world with nonchalant ease,
If I had a thousand arms; I would embrace all whom I revered without feeling
drearily exhausted,
If I had a thousand moons; I wouldn’t need a mirror to gaze at my reflection; instead
would admire my intricate silhouette in the celestial body,
If I had a thousand glasses of poignant brandy lying on the shelf; I would consume it
regularly with unprecedented jubilation; and would always refrain from contracting a
cold,
If I had a thousand guns; I would use them to assassinate traces of crime inhabiting
this earth,
If I had a thousand leaves of red betel; I would chew them incessantly thereby
coating my lips with scarlet color,

2. If I had a thousand cameras; I would use them all to snap the picture of the ones I
cherished,
If I had a thousand twigs of wood; I would stack them meticulously to incinerate a
crackling fire; relishing the gratifying warmth all throughout the chilly night,
If I had a thousand biscuits of gold; I would blend them to form exquisite pieces of
jewelry; purchase the best quality of Persian silk,
And if by the grace of god I had a thousand lives to live in; I would unrelentingly love
the girl of my dreams; the very girl I today passionately cared for.