1. It’s NEVER to LATE to START BEEFING up your OBITUARY
2. HIS CHARM is so CONTAGIOUS. VACCINES have been CREATED for it. YEARS AGO , he BUILT a CITY OUT of BLOCKS . TODAY over SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE LIVE and WORK THERE. HE is the ONLY MAN, to EVER ACE a RORSCHACHACH TEST. EVERY TIME he GOES for a SWIM, DOLPHINES APPEAR. ALIEN ABDUCTORS have ASKED him to PROBE them if he WHERE to GIVE you DIRECTIONS , you`d NEVER get LOST and you`d ARRIVE at LEAST 5 MINUTES EARLY HIS LEGEND PRECEDES HIM, the way LIGHTNING PRECEDES THUNDER. HE is … the MOST INTERESTING MAN in the WORLD
