This document provides a lighthearted guide for men to understand what women want in a relationship. It outlines 9 steps for a program to please women, including being a model on their cover, going shopping with them, cooking for them, doing kitchen chores, picking up a crying baby late at night, willingly asking for directions, skipping watching sports to spend time with her, and giving "just because" flowers. It also suggests men may stay at home with the kids while their partner has a day of pampering or ladies' night out. The document ends by implying women want thoughtful phone calls and texts from men who are paying attention, and that graduation from this guide means a man is ready for a serious relationship.