How To Put  into Fridge Prepared by: PEIFI Miggie
What is Big? 1.5 times of elephant or more Style One door, Two doors,  Brands Siemens  Midea 新飞 Find a Bigger Fridge
What is Small? 0.8 times of fridge or less Gendar Male Female Variety Asian Elephant African Elephant WAKA Find a Smaller Elephant
How Many Pieces? Size of elephant Shapes Pieces Blocks Mince  Cut Elephant
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How to put elephant into fridge

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    How To Put into Fridge Prepared by: PEIFI Miggie
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    What is Big?1.5 times of elephant or more Style One door, Two doors, Brands Siemens Midea 新飞 Find a Bigger Fridge
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    What is Small?0.8 times of fridge or less Gendar Male Female Variety Asian Elephant African Elephant WAKA Find a Smaller Elephant
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    How Many Pieces?Size of elephant Shapes Pieces Blocks Mince Cut Elephant
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Editor's Notes

  • #2 I am founder of PEIFI(1). What is it? (ask audience). Ok, recently, I received many emails from my fans. All of them asked me the same question. And this is the reason I found the organisation. The only objective of our members and myself in our whole life is to find the ways of (2)putting elephant into fridge. Therefore, my topic today is ‘how to put elephant into fridge’. My name is miggie(3), the presentation will be 10 min and please speak your questions at the end.
  • #3 There are more than 2000 ways to put elephants into fridge. Today I am going to introduce 3 of them. 1 st way is (1) to find a bigger fridge. You may ask how big is. We did 300 实验, and obtained an accurate number. The fridge should be 1.32 times of elephant and will make sure the elephant stays in fridge comfortablly and happy. The fridge could have one door, two doors, three doors or lift up door. The best one is lift up door style. You may also concern about what brand of fridge is the best. The top three brands are Siemens, Madie and 新飞。 广告做得好,不如新飞冰箱好。
  • #4 The 2 nd way is to find a smaller elephant. Through 5 years of reaserch we believe the size of elephant must be 20% less than the size of fridge. Female elephant is smaller than male one, but baby elephants are almost similar. We tried all different elephants from america, africa, asia and europe. The elephants from africa are easiest to be put into fridge. Because they have no food to eat and difficult to grow bigger. Therefore, when you choose the elephants, make sure you know where they were born and grow up.
  • #5 Third way is to cut elephants into pieces. I don’t really recommend this because it’s too cruel. However, you may benefit by doing this. The elephant teeth are expensive since they can be made to different products. Such as …….Most important is it is very easy to be put into fridge. If you would to know another 2000 ways of how to put elephants into fridge, please visit my website www.peifi.com or contact me at 1350 193 1990. Please hand up if you have any question? Ok, thank you.
  • #6 Elephant never die!