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How Santa Almost Missed Christmas
Since lasttime we “tweeted” My elvesworksohard
Our jollyredelf, To make toys foreach tot,
He had gotten distracted, Let’sbuythem “on-line”
In spite of himself! Andsave labor,whynot?
I’ma sociable guy, He foundthe “sites”crowded
Santa saidwitha smile, Withshoppersgalore,
So “networking”is“key” But the thingshe most wanted
To be cool and worthwhile! Were no longerin-store.
I’ve trackedall these same folks Perhaps,”E-Bay”can locate
Since I wasa lad, A trinketortwo,
Nowjust“hacking”” their“profiles” But, the long“auctionsales”
Can tell goodfromthe bad? Made quick ”clicks”all too few!
So ignoringhislist What we need,he decided,
Of who’snaughtyandnice, More than presentsthisyear,
He “accessed”those “websites” Is the “presence”of kindness,
But, paida “deer”price. To conquerall fear!
We’ll starthere with “Facebook” He connectedon “Linkedin”
And,tohisgreatsurprise, To a merryyoungchap,
What he foundto be popular “OMG, Santaneeded
Did“google”hiseyes!! A long,winter’s nap”.
Santa, all in a “Twitter”, For despite all the turmoil,
Movedon to a site The hate,and the treason,
Whichcouldonlyadvise him At Christmas, we cherish
Where to go fora “byte”. The reasonfor the season!
What flewwere the hours, Withfaithnow “re-booted”,
No helpdidhe find, Came this“text”,‘fore hisflight.
His progress, not “monitored”, “Merry Christmasto all,
Brought“errors”” to mind. Andto all a goodnight!”
Have a Safe and Healthy Christmas And a Happy New Year! –
Copyright 2016 - Glenn Miller

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How Santa Almost Missed Christmas-2016

  • 1. How Santa Almost Missed Christmas Since lasttime we “tweeted” My elvesworksohard Our jollyredelf, To make toys foreach tot, He had gotten distracted, Let’sbuythem “on-line” In spite of himself! Andsave labor,whynot? I’ma sociable guy, He foundthe “sites”crowded Santa saidwitha smile, Withshoppersgalore, So “networking”is“key” But the thingshe most wanted To be cool and worthwhile! Were no longerin-store. I’ve trackedall these same folks Perhaps,”E-Bay”can locate Since I wasa lad, A trinketortwo, Nowjust“hacking”” their“profiles” But, the long“auctionsales” Can tell goodfromthe bad? Made quick ”clicks”all too few! So ignoringhislist What we need,he decided, Of who’snaughtyandnice, More than presentsthisyear, He “accessed”those “websites” Is the “presence”of kindness, But, paida “deer”price. To conquerall fear! We’ll starthere with “Facebook” He connectedon “Linkedin” And,tohisgreatsurprise, To a merryyoungchap, What he foundto be popular “OMG, Santaneeded Did“google”hiseyes!! A long,winter’s nap”. Santa, all in a “Twitter”, For despite all the turmoil, Movedon to a site The hate,and the treason, Whichcouldonlyadvise him At Christmas, we cherish Where to go fora “byte”. The reasonfor the season! What flewwere the hours, Withfaithnow “re-booted”, No helpdidhe find, Came this“text”,‘fore hisflight. His progress, not “monitored”, “Merry Christmasto all, Brought“errors”” to mind. Andto all a goodnight!” Have a Safe and Healthy Christmas And a Happy New Year! – Copyright 2016 - Glenn Miller