The document appears to be describing two girls who have committed various crimes and strange acts over their lives, including having relations with strange men, leaving weird notes at a federal penitentiary, and one getting her lips stuck after making out for 87 hours. It warns that one of the girls has been married 41 times and still wears white. The bizarre story describes their birth times and descent into a life of crime after falling in with a bad crowd at a young age. Their increasingly erratic behavior caused people to move away in fear for their sanity. The document wishes the girls a happy birthday at the end.