This document outlines an emergency zombie plan. It summarizes that the zombie apocalypse will last 14 days and the zombies will be slow but numerous and intelligent. It identifies viable locations like the West Quay Retail Park that has stores needed for survival and Leisure World that may distract the zombies. The plan is to make fireworks from baby bottle rocket fuel, cosmetics, and staples to distract the zombies and then use distractions like casinos and strip clubs to make their way to McDonald's for shelter and food.