Verbs should agree with their subjects, prepositions should not end sentences, and conjunctions should not start sentences. Sentence fragments, double negatives, one-word sentences, and passive voice should be avoided. Big words should be replaced with simpler alternatives, exclamation points overused, and words used correctly regardless of others' usage. Profanity and exaggeration are poor choices, while understatement and proofreading are preferable ways to communicate ideas and catch errors.

1. Grammar Advice (Tongue in Cheek)

2. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with . And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. No sentence fragments.

3. Don't use no double negatives. One-word sentences? Eliminate. The passive voice is to be avoided. Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice. Kill all exclamation points!!! Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.

4. 12. Profanity is for asses. 13. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth Earthshaking ideas. 14. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. And finally. . . Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.