Happy Birthday to our 
“Constipated JPR”
The Facebook stalker 
Dude!! I found 
A**** **R 
boyfriend today! 
Y is she not 
accepting my 
friend 
request???? 
Machha .. 
N*** added 
me.
• Before becoming JPR • After Becoming JPR 
Hey, I had met 
you during IIM 
interview….. 
May be … 
Hi Gopi… 
All the characters in this slide are not at all fictitious, but based on real life events.
Before process flow WIP Finished good 
• First prize winner, inter college porotta eating championship, foodfall 1000+, NIT C, 2010 
• 1/10,000 people selected to represent Kerala state, All india porridge eating meet, 2012 
• Certified official food tester by Zomato.com, Goldman Sachs, Bangalore, India, Earth, 2013
• Gopi’s daily planning 
• Gopi’s daily Reality 5 pm 
6 pm 
9 pm
I will b back in January 
Real love 
Mean while 
My Aim in Life: To marry a beautiful Kerala girl.
Calling all non shortlisted (& listed) ones to take revenge 
Come hoosh me at L2, tonight.

Gopikrishnan

  • 1.
    Happy Birthday toour “Constipated JPR”
  • 2.
    The Facebook stalker Dude!! I found A**** **R boyfriend today! Y is she not accepting my friend request???? Machha .. N*** added me.
  • 3.
    • Before becomingJPR • After Becoming JPR Hey, I had met you during IIM interview….. May be … Hi Gopi… All the characters in this slide are not at all fictitious, but based on real life events.
  • 4.
    Before process flowWIP Finished good • First prize winner, inter college porotta eating championship, foodfall 1000+, NIT C, 2010 • 1/10,000 people selected to represent Kerala state, All india porridge eating meet, 2012 • Certified official food tester by Zomato.com, Goldman Sachs, Bangalore, India, Earth, 2013
  • 5.
    • Gopi’s dailyplanning • Gopi’s daily Reality 5 pm 6 pm 9 pm
  • 6.
    I will bback in January Real love Mean while My Aim in Life: To marry a beautiful Kerala girl.
  • 7.
    Calling all nonshortlisted (& listed) ones to take revenge Come hoosh me at L2, tonight.