1. “Get Back to Work”

3. 1. Always listen to the Boss
Options
• You have no choice

4. 2. Worship your Boss/Know your level
Boss
Bottom of the Food
Chain
You are Here
E

5. 3. Always be Punctual
If you are late
Time is Money
You DEAD!

6. 4. Don’t Stand Out
Which one doesn’t belong?
Which one doesn’t belong?
You get the idea
“We hate competition”

7. 5. Never Question the Boss
Boss says “Yes” Just Do It
Boss says “No” Shut Up
The Anger Curve
Chances of
you being
fired
Anger
Questions

8. 6. Leave!
When it is time to go
go Go GO!
or else
You’re trapped orz

9. 7. Work Work Work
The Work Equation – 2 definitions
1. F = MA Motivating Forcing a mass into acceleration
Work = 8 hours + overtime (When the boss wants you to work 8 hours)
He really meant
2. 8 hours x 6 = 48 hours
Note: Since there is only 24hrs in a day, BETTER WORK TWICE AS HARD

10. 8. Payday is when your boss have a period
Payment Payment Payment
To To To
Employees Contractors Associates
Less investment
capital
Less return Less Bonuses
Less money for the
boss
Boss cries,
Goes on a spending
spree

11. 9. Don’t be too loud
Like a Ninja

12. 10. Flex Hours
Standard Work Hours: 8hrs + lunch
That’s 15 hours of freedom. Your boss will have a heart attack
With flex hours, you choose which period to rest!
1am to 5am?
2pm – 4pm?
11pm – 1am?
As long as you work the other hours, you have the freedom
to choose when to rest continue!

13. Fin
If you have questions – revert to slide 7