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1. GIRL IN MAXI DRESS DAZZLES ON
DANCE SHOW
I could not be more proud of my little girl. She auditioned
for one of those national dance talent shows. I won't say
which one, because I think that might be against the law.
Anyway, if you saw her, you'd remember her. She was
wearing a cute little maxi dress for girls. (This one
actually) Maxi dresses are perfect for dancing in because
they look so sophisticated and fun. And the fabric moves
only a half beat behind
the dancer, creating
wonderful patterns.
She tried out to some
70s disco music, which
was perfect for the
dress style she was
wearing. I don't want
to tell you she won a
gold ticket with her
piece, but I don't want
to say she didn't win
one either. That too
would probably be
against some kind of
rule or judgment. The
point I'm trying to
make, and I don't

2. usually try to make one when I'm speaking, is that she was
by far the best dressed girl at the competition. She looked
even cuter than some of the
boys, but that's a ridiculous
thing to say, isn't it. I mean,
they weren't allowed to wear
maxi dresses. Well, they
probably were allowed, but
not encouraged. Perhaps
there was a by-law or
something. I didn't read all
the fine print on account of my
eyes being poor. But then
again, my whole body is poor.
We come from Tennessee
where there are more n's and
s's and e's than there are job.
LOL. Actually, I'm not really
laughing out loud. I don't
know why I typed that. I'm insecure and I want people to
like me.
Sometimes I think folks think I prattle on an on without
really having much to say. But that couldn't be further
from the truth. The thing is, a few weeks ago, or was it
months ago? I suffered a minor mental setback when a
flower pot fell on my head. Ouch. It certainly smarted.

3. Since then, I've had trouble
focusing on anything other than
a girls maxi dress. The doctor
tells my loved ones not to
worry. But believe me, they
are. I mean, wouldn't you be. I
talk about maxi dresses for girls
night and day. I even dream
about it. I have lots of pictures
of various styles hanging on my
living room wall. My husband
thinks I've lost it, and he's right.
Sometimes, instead of saying "I
need to use the car to drive to the supermarket" I'll say "to
drive to the maxi dress" instead. Then, when I get to the
store, I grab a bag of carrots and say, "this dress will look
beautiful on me!" I definitely get a bunch of stares when I
say stuff like that. I wonder if I'm still as pretty as I was in
high school. I was the star cheerleader back in the day.
No, I wasn't. That's a lie. I was as big as a truck. To this
day, I can't see a Dodge pickup without thinking, "Hey,
that's me!" Then I imagine the vehicle wearing a maxi
dress and think, "Shoot, I look good!"
Hey, I have an idea. Want to see a really cool website that
sells girls maxi dresses? This is the absolute best one in
the world. And trust me, I would know!