The document appears to be a Christmas list written by someone named Dennis. In a rambling style, Dennis suggests the list is for a friend, family member, or Santa. He mentions doing good deeds like saving lives as a doctor and recycling. Dennis also lists activities like tutoring, knitting scarves, and using his catch phrase. He concludes by providing an email address and wishing the reader happy holidays.

1. My Christmas List (me want-ee) (please, buy-ee?)

2. You are probably... a friend a hopeful friend my parents my secret admirer!? a stalker???? SANTA!?!?!?!?

3. And you probably... love me like me want to love me other?

5. The List Without further shenanigans…

10. There you have it.

11. Questions, comments, concerns? [email_address]

12. Happy Holidays! By Dennis! <3