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 Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,
elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So
his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their
babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same
question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we
evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back
to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father
replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of
the family."
 A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is
getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later
that night in bed, the husband makes some advances
towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little
weenie?"
 A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it
into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does
just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where
she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes
like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up,
raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me,
ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the
table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill
was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any
damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going
back to that restaurant anyway."
 After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son,
when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did
when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your
mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were
huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because
they were too large. I said to her, 'Of course they are too big for
you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since
that day, son, we have never had a single problem." Brian took
his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his
wedding night. Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to
Brian. “Try these on,” she said. Brian went along with it and tried
them on, but they were far too small. “What’s the point of this? I
can’t get into your panties,” said Brian. “Exactly,” Jill replied, “and
if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”

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  • 2.  Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
  • 3.  A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
  • 4.  A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
  • 5.  A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
  • 6.  After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, 'Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem." Brian took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night. Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Brian. “Try these on,” she said. Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small. “What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Brian. “Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”