This document contains jokes and fun facts about various fruits and vegetables, including apples, bananas, cabbage, celery, grapes, lettuce, peas, and peaches. It provides two jokes or a fun fact for each fruit or vegetable. The jokes range from puns to plays on words related to each item. The fun facts provide interesting details about the origins, growing patterns, or nutritional properties of the plants and foods. It concludes by crediting the sources of the jokes and images.

1. Fruits & Veggies
We all need a laugh sometimes.
Jokes and Fun Facts

2. Apples
Fun Fact:
More than 2,500 varieties of apples are grown in the United
States, but only the crabapple is native to North America.
Q: When is an apple a grouch?
A: When it's a crab apple!

3. Bananas
Q: What do two bananas
do when they meet each
other?
A: A banana shake!
Fun Fact:
The banana plant is not only a
herb, but the banana itself is a
berry.

4. Cabbage
Fun Fact:
Cabbage is one of the oldest vegetables,
dating back to the 1600’s.
Q: Why do cabbages win at races?
A: Because they know how to get a-head!

5. Celery
Q: What vegetable might you find in your
basement?
A: Cellar-y!
Fun Fact: As far back as ancient Rome, celery was considered an aphrodisiac.
Today, scientists know that celery contains androsterone, a pheromone released by
men's sweat glands that attracts females.

6. Grapes
Fun Fact:
On average one acre of grapes can produce
around 15,000 glasses of wine.
Q: What happens when you sit on a
grape?
A: It gives a little wine!

7. Lettuce
Fun Fact: The lettuce is part of the
sunflower family
Q: Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
A: Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

8. Peas
Q: What do you get when two peas
fight?
A: Black-eyed peas
Fun Fact: The proper etiquette for
eating peas is to squash them on the
back of your fork.

9. Peaches
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach?
A: It’s pit-iful!
Fun Fact: The peach is a member of the
rose family, and there are over 700
varieties of the fruit.
Ba Dum Tss!!!!

10. Credits
All jokes from: Grapes:
Fruit and Veggie Jokes Grape Picture
Apple: Lettuce:
Apple picture Lettuce Picture
Bananas: Peas:
Banana Picture Peas Picture
Cabbage: Peaches:
Cabbage Picture Peaches Picture
Celery:
Celery Picture