Fredagsmoro - uke 25
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The document is a collection of links, jokes, and observations on various topics. It includes 4 internet links about old vs new websites, cats vs the internet, Keanu Reeves, and the world's funniest joke. It also contains several of Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts" jokes about keys in lava, screaming trees, carrying bags for excuses, tricking a nephew, a catapult operator, a drunk flamingo, and seeing yourself on fire. The document finishes with lists comparing perceptions among white, black and Hispanic people.
Fredagsmoro – uke 46
The document is a collection of unrelated snippets in Norwegian and English, including advertisements, jokes, and short anecdotes. One story is about a man who takes an ostrich to a restaurant every day and always pays with the exact change from his pocket, having been granted a wish by a genie to always have the right amount of money. When asked about the ostrich, the man explains that his second wish was for a tall woman with a big rear and long legs who agrees with everything he says.
Fredagsmoro - uke 6
1. A bonus question on a university exam asked whether Hell is exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat).
2. Most students used Boyle's law to argue that Hell gives off heat as souls enter and expand the volume.
3. However, one student calculated that souls are continuously entering Hell but not leaving, so Hell's volume must increase to maintain temperature and pressure.
4. If Hell expands slower than the rate of new souls, the temperature will rise, but if faster, it will freeze - and since the student has yet to succeed with Teresa, option 2 cannot be true, so Hell must be exothermic.
Fredagsmoro – uke 49
The document discusses various news headlines and stories, including the best Christmas decorations, a Korean iPhone, and a humorous story about a man visiting a brothel in Glasgow three nights in a row to deliver an inheritance. It also describes the poor conditions of a federal highway in Russia that lacks asphalt and often becomes impassable when it rains.
Fredagsmoro uke 25 2012
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Fredagsmoro – uke 46
The document is a collection of unrelated snippets in Norwegian and English, including advertisements, jokes, and short anecdotes. One story is about a man who takes an ostrich to a restaurant every day and always pays with the exact change from his pocket, having been granted a wish by a genie to always have the right amount of money. When asked about the ostrich, the man explains that his second wish was for a tall woman with a big rear and long legs who agrees with everything he says.
Fredagsmoro - uke 6
1. A bonus question on a university exam asked whether Hell is exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat).
2. Most students used Boyle's law to argue that Hell gives off heat as souls enter and expand the volume.
3. However, one student calculated that souls are continuously entering Hell but not leaving, so Hell's volume must increase to maintain temperature and pressure.
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Fredagsmoro – uke 49
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Fredagsmoro uke 25 2012
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Fredagsmoro uke 8 2012
The document describes an interaction between an Arabic grandfather named Abdullah and his grandson who is visiting him at an Italian nursing home. Abdullah tells his grandson that despite being from a different culture than the other residents, he is treated very well. He provides examples of other elderly residents who are still called by their former titles of respect, such as "Maestro", "Your Honor", and "Doctor", despite it having been many years since they were actively in those roles. Abdullah humorously notes that although it has been 35 years since he had sex, the residents still call him "The Fucking Arab".
Fredagsmoro – uke 51
Simon filed 12 formal complaints against his coworker over a 6 month period for various reasons, but two of the complaints were about the lack of response to previous complaints. Company policy states that after 3 complaints there should be a formal meeting, and after 5 an external mediator should be brought in, but neither of these steps were taken in response to Simon's complaints. The coworker finds Simon boring but has nothing seriously against him other than his liking of the band Nickelback and lack of humor.
Fredagsmoro – uke 50
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The document describes an interaction between an Arabic grandfather named Abdullah and his grandson who is visiting him at an Italian nursing home. Abdullah tells his grandson that despite being from a different culture than the other residents, he is treated very well. He provides examples of other elderly residents who are still called by their former titles of respect, such as "Maestro", "Your Honor", and "Doctor", despite it having been many years since they were actively in those roles. Abdullah humorously notes that although it has been 35 years since he had sex, the residents still call him "The Fucking Arab".
Fredagsmoro – uke 51
Simon filed 12 formal complaints against his coworker over a 6 month period for various reasons, but two of the complaints were about the lack of response to previous complaints. Company policy states that after 3 complaints there should be a formal meeting, and after 5 an external mediator should be brought in, but neither of these steps were taken in response to Simon's complaints. The coworker finds Simon boring but has nothing seriously against him other than his liking of the band Nickelback and lack of humor.
Fredagsmoro – uke 50
An Irish woman from Cork arrives at a casino while intoxicated and bets 20,000 euros after stripping naked, saying she feels luckier that way. She wins her bet and collects her winnings before quickly leaving. The dealers are confused about what number she rolled. The moral is that not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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