This document discusses first world problems, such as breaking an iPod and having to use a smartphone as an MP3 player instead, pouring cereal without checking for milk, and being too full after lunch. It acknowledges that while these seem like problems, they are minor issues faced by people in developed countries, and many others around the world face far more serious challenges. The document encourages recognizing how fortunate one is and focusing on real problems faced by others.

1. FIRST
WORLD
PROBLEMS

2. Our lives are filled
with daily stress
and strife

3. It’s a tough world
out there

4. But most of us face
distinctly…

5. FIRST WORLD
Problems…

6. My iPod broke so now
I have to use my smart
phone as an
mp3 player.

7. I just poured
cereal but didn’t
check if I had
any milk first,
which I didn’t.

8. I had too much
for lunch and now
I’m tired.

9. I forgot to bring my
iPhone with me when I
went to poop and
was bored the
entire time!!!

10. My hand is too fat to
shove into the Pringles
container so I
am forced to
tilt it…

11. I accidently clicked iTunes
and had to wait 2 minutes
for it to open
before I
could close
it again

12. I have to pee but I
don’t want to get
out of my bed.

13. My GPS made
me drive right
through the
ghetto!

14. I can’t hear the
TV while I’m
eating crunchy
snacks.

15. My room was too
hot so I bought an
air conditioner
and now it is
too cold

16. Of course these
problems are a
load of…

18. And we need to
realise that a lot
of people have
real problems

19. So shut up and get
on with your life…

20. Just Sayin’ :-)

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