This document describes the rules for a game called "Etymology Abs" that is played by 1-3 people. The objective is to learn new words and get a 6-pack. Each player is given 2 keywords and has 10 minutes to form as many words as possible using those keywords. Their word count is then deducted from either 100 or 25 times the number of players. That number is divided by 5, and players must do that many ab crunches in sets of 5 over 3 minutes. Players repeat this process of forming words and doing ab workouts until someone gives up, with the last remaining player declared the winner.