This document provides an agenda and notes for a talk on optimizing Scala code to solve real-world problems without explosions, broken thumbs, or bullet wounds. The agenda includes discussing mantras, collection functions, implicits, and style. It emphasizes writing expressions instead of statements, avoiding null, staying immutable, using options instead of null checks, and limiting the scope of implicits. It also covers collection functions, type classes, and breaking out of for-comprehensions. The overall message is to write clear, concise Scala code using best practices around expressions, immutability, and type safety.