in a land far far away, there was a king who couldn't sleep.

1. Once upon a time in a faraway land
there lived a king and his two daughters.
The daughters spent a lot of time doing their own thing
and were so noisy that the poor king couldn't go to sleep on time.
This made life difficult
as it meant he had to try extra hard to deal fairly with his subjects
And dispense funds in a proper and timely fashion.
When the younger daughter finally realised that there was a problem, she was
saddened.
She didn't want to give up her diversions. But she didn't want her father to be tired
anymore.
She spent a great deal of time thinking of possible solutions. She managed to come up
with 50
But only one was a good one.
She went to a mattress maker (Princess and Pea Mattresses)
And had them make her a big, firm, comfortable mattress

2. With a couple of funny bumps at one end
When she took the mattress home to her father
He was confused.
"What do I do with it?" he asked
She made him lie down, with his head between the bumps
Then she started yelling at him “&^#$! @#$!”
He said "But I can't hear you."
The younger princess smiled.
The kingdom never had to worry about its sleep being disturbed again.
The end.
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