This document describes a family dealing with the antics of their eldest son Darcy and his obsession with painting pink minions. Darcy's mother grows frustrated with his hundreds of minion paintings filling their house and bans him from painting more. Later, Darcy threatens to become a burglar in retaliation. Their other sons Douglas and Donald enjoy swimming and holding breath-holding competitions, relaxing their mother. Darcy eventually moves on to painting other subjects besides minions.