The document evaluates the potential value of a baguette, which can be positive, negative, or neutral depending on the situation. Positively, a baguette can save a starving person, act as a liferaft, or be part of a delicious meal. Negatively, it can threaten someone with celiac disease if eaten, hurt someone if used as a weapon, or cause illness if moldy. Neutrally, a baguette could stabilize a wobbly table or be an unpurchased item seen in stores.