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I think this is hilarious! I
    NEVER HEARD
CREATION EXPLAINED
 THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
In the beginning, God created the
     Heavens and the Earth and
 populated the Earth with broccoli,
cauliflower and spinach, green and
             yellow and
red vegetables of all kinds, so Man
  and Woman would live long and
           healthy lives.
Then using God's great
  gifts, Satan created Ben
and Jerry's Ice Cream and
Krispy Creme Donuts. And
   Satan said, "You want
 chocolate with that?" And
    Man said, "Yes!" and
Woman said, "and as long
 as you're at it, add some
sprinkles." And they gained
   10 pounds. And Satan
            smiled.
And God created the
    healthful yogurt that
 Woman might keep the
figure that Man found so
 fair. And Satan brought
forth white flour from the
  wheat, and sugar from
 the cane and combined
them. And Woman went
  from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh
  green salad." And Satan
presented Thousand-Island
 Dressing, buttery croutons
and garlic toast on the side.
   And Man and Woman
   unfastened their belts
    following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you
 heart healthy vegetables and olive
   oil in which to cook them." And
 Satan brought forth deep fried fish
                   and
chicken-fried steak so big it needed
  its own platter. And Man gained
  more weight and his cholesterol
  went through the roof. God then
  created a light, fluffy white cake,
 named it "Angel Food Cake," and
said, "It is good." Satan then created
    chocolate cake and named it
              "Devil's Food."
God then brought forth
 running shoes so that His
 children might lose those
 extra pounds. And Satan
    gave cable TV with a
   remote control so Man
    would not have to toil
changing the channels. And
 Man and Woman laughed
     and cried before the
  flickering blue light and
       gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the
 potato, naturally low in fat and
  brimming with nutrition. And
  Satan peeled off the healthful
        skin and sliced the
  starchy center into chips and
deep-fried them. And Man gained
              pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man
  might consume fewer calories and
  still satisfy his appetite. And Satan
       created McDonald's and its
99-cent double cheeseburger. Then
said, "You want fries with that?" And
  Man replied, "Yes! And super size
 them!" And Satan said, "It is good."
  And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created
quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created the
Obama Health Care System.

         Amen
If you don't send this to five
old friends right away there
   will be five fewer people
    laughing in the world

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Creation3

  • 1. I think this is hilarious! I NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
  • 2. In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
  • 3. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
  • 4. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
  • 5. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
  • 6. God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
  • 7. God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
  • 8. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
  • 9. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
  • 10. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
  • 11. Then Satan created the Obama Health Care System. Amen
  • 12. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world