This document provides a 3-minute summary about Colombia. It begins with assumptions that the reader has some interest and basic knowledge about globalization and geography. It then provides lessons to clarify that Colombia is a South American country, not a US district, university, or brand. It highlights Colombia's diverse geography and privileged location. The document quizzes the reader on distinguishing Colombia from Columbia, notes that cumbia music originated in Colombia, and that Cali is the salsa capital. It concludes the reader is now more worldly about Colombia's music, geography, and not to sing about reggaeton. Disclaimers note this is not associated with "For Dummies" books and that Spanish is the author's first language.