This document contains 5 Christmas-themed jokes or puns. It asks what never eats at Christmas, answering that the turkey is usually stuffed. It also asks what you call people afraid of Santa Claus, answering claustrophobic. Another joke asks why Santa's little helper was depressed, answering because he had low elf esteem. It also asks what you call an elf who sings, answering a wrapper. The final joke asks what you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire, answering frostbite.