A farmer buys a young rooster to replace his old rooster, who can no longer service his hens efficiently. The old rooster challenges the young rooster to a race, asking to get a 10 meter head start due to his age, with the winner getting access to one hen. The next morning, the young rooster allows the old rooster his head start. However, as soon as the old rooster passes the 10 meter mark, the young rooster chases after him and gains on him quickly. But before he can pass the old rooster, the farmer mistakenly shoots the young rooster, realizing he bought another gay rooster.
1. Chicken Story (Naughty Joke)
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels
that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer
bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work
together towards productivity.
Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and
2. should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help
you with some?
Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I
win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.
Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I
hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock : No problem! We will compete tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old
cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the
Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, Bang! ......
Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the
farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought
this week !"