This document contains 6 jokes told by Brianna, Jaden, and Saidee. The jokes are about stalagmites in caves, Mount Rushmore, a rotten feeling zombie, a tornado asking a sports car to go for a spin, and a sick lemon needing lemon-aid. The document ends by wishing the reader a happy school year.

1. The Five
Funniest Jokes
Ever!!!
By Brianna, Jaden, Saidee

2. What’s gray squeaky and
hangs around caves?

3. Stalagmice!

4. What rock group has
four guys who don’t sing?

5. Mount Rushmore!

6. Why didn’t the zombie go
to school?

7. He felt rotten!

8. What did the tornado
say to the sports car?

9. Do you want to go for a
spin!

10. What does a lemon need when
it’s sick?

11. Lemon-aid!

12. Have a happy school
year!