This document contains a random assortment of words, phrases, and sentences that jump between many different topics without coherence or connection. It discusses things like facial surgery, friends, musicals, plants, alcohol addiction, breakfast foods, music preferences, statistics, mobile devices, and more, with some repetitive words and nonsense text mixed in. The document lacks a clear purpose or main point and seems to just list unrelated thoughts and ideas without organization or structure.

1. el hotfofd

2. merry christmas
if you dare come into my house
I rip out children’s hair did i ASK????
this is why we never ever do facial surgery

3. hi
this was not a good idea

4. 1.
this is why god left us
AAAAA mom bus!

5. “How long have we been friends,
Dan?”
-Alastair Reynolds

6. Grease is a bad musical
✣haha
✣Vrinden
✣iPhone 5
This is why we don’t.

7. egg
woah! nobody cares!

8. Red
the blood of angry
men!
i don't even like this
succulent plants
mommy!
daddy!
drew!
drew!
drew!
drew!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
a

9. schnitzel
strangers! dancing!
dfdd
Streetlights!
who are you to
judge me on my
alcohol addiction?
corn yellow
stop

10. Oklahoma
YOU MAY QUALIFY FOR
$10,00o in something i wasn't
paying attention

11. led zepplin

12. breakfast sandwich
unhealthy
pachebel’s
canon
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂

13. And
A B C
death metal 46 .0004 98,885,635
Wing what solve for x kick
Fresh Cherries
i prefer QUEEN
instead.
665 96

14. Maps
sauce

15. over 2,500left-handed people die each year from using
products designed for right-handed people.

16. 100,000,000,000dollers
36.9594048647%numbars
77,7688,582melons

17. Wa-hubba!
charles born
midlife crisis
he dies

18. this is not led zepplin
Grass
stains
corn
Ingest and nothing else.
?????
why are you still here?
Smelli
ng of a goat
wosr
the baddest idea
Hate
i HATE led zepplin

19. Look at these statisticS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

20. android phone
okay phone
Place your screenshot here

21. Place your screenshot
here
iPhones are bad
no they bad

22. Place your screenshot here
iPad
who even uses
ipads anymore???

23. Place your screenshot heresafe computer!!
its almost over!!!

24. its over
you are finally free
leave now

25. i thank
nobody
✣ Presentation template by richard nixon
✣ Photographs by everyone but donald trump
✣ Paper texture by susan

26. google
classical
✣ Titles: comic sans ms
✣ Body copy: adelle
do you enjoy my suffering?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSnwBlGoeh0
when will this end????????
PLMNBVCXSAQWERTYUIOPLKJHGFDSAQWERTYUIOP{MBVCDE

27. edible tools
why would you:
● do that
● laydelaydeoh
i cry
dont