Mr. C Baker is from Prescot, a town in Merseyside, England. Prescot likely gets its name from the Anglo-Saxon words for "priest" and "cottage." While known as something of a ladies man, doubts have recently been cast about his true sexual preference. Each weekend he can be found with his true love, which is rumored to be a shop known for its wig selection, as Mr. Baker seems to lack hair due to either old age or his wife's hair trimming techniques. He can become irritated if attention is brought to his lack of hair and is known for doling out sarcasm, though friends still try to enjoy his company.

1. An introduction to
Mr C Baker esq.
Esquire

2. His father Tom and mother Jane..

3. The Bakers hail from Prescot, a town and civil parish, within the Metropolitan
Borough of Knowsley in Merseyside, England.
Prescot's name is believed to be derived from the Anglo-Saxon prēost "priest"
+ cot "cot", meaning a cottage or small house owned or inhabited by a priest, a
"priest-cottage".

4. Not to be confused with Baron
Prescott …

5. Being from…

6. It is easy to see where Chris gets his easy going,
happy demeanour…

7. Chris has recently broadened his
horizons, academically…

8. And professionally…

9. Renowned as something of a ladies
man..

10. Though recently doubt has been cast as to
his “real” sexual preference…

11. Each weekend one can find him
with his one true love…

12. As with most people there is a…

13. to Mr Baker, his..

14. There are rumours abound that he
frequently visits…

15. Who has a fine selection of dome
warmers..

16. This lack of hair follicles could be down to
his old age, though we suspect Mrs Baker’s
home hair trimming techniques..

18. But whatever you do tread carefully as he
doesn’t like any attention drawing to this
area of his wee person and can go quite..

19. Which can be very..

20. Especially when he doles out the sarcasm
(which is more often than not)..

21. But despite all this we still try to..