This document compares two visions for an apartment complex - President Daddy's vision of growing happiness from the bottom up through cleanliness, order and personal values, and Mitt Coppola's vision of returning to policies that caused issues previously. It alleges that Coppola lies about her voting history, supports unpopular policies, banned certain items, chews loudly, leaves hair in shared areas, enforces strict dish rules, eats off others' plates disrespecting individual rights, falls asleep at strange times, and puts away items without permission. President Daddy promises to stay up late, let residents clean dishes at their leisure with trust in their maturity, and reinforce individual rights including over personal items and food.

2. This election is a choice between two
fundamentally different visions for our
apartment: President Daddy is fighting to grow
balance happiness from the bottom out, not the
top down. Mitt Coppola wants to go back to the
exact same policies that caused Fascism in
Germany and almost destroyed the world.
“I’m asking the entire apartment complex to rally around a set of goals
for our humble abode- goals in cleanliness, order, and personal values…
This is a real, achievable plan that will lead to a more stable living
quarters and more balanced lifestyle that this apartment needs.”
–President Daddy

3. • Mitt Coppola blatantly lies about her voting
history
• Openly supports Stage Five Clinging plan
and many other GOP Psycho Bitch Policies
• Banned the use of Testo Boosters in
apartment D
• Chews really loud
• Supports RHONJ

4. Coppola has a history of not
only leaving her head pubes in
the shower, but EVERYWHERE
THROUGHOUT THE
APARTMENT!
DON’T LET COPPOLA
CONTINUE TO
SABOTAGE THE
APARTMENT WITH
HER MANE

5. Coppola is a DISH NAZI!
She allows no more than two
dishes in the sink before she
complains!
As Apartment
President, I plan
to VETO her
Dish Fascism!!

6. Coppola EATS
OFF OF
OTHER’S
PLATES!
This despicable act shows
her selfishness and
reflects her views toward
Individual Rights!

7. Coppola falls asleep
randomly and at early hours,
even when Apartment
Caucus is IN SESSION!
She has a history of falling
asleep while OUT DRINKING
causing her roommate to GO
HOME WITH HER!

8. DON’T BLINK!
Or Coppola will WIND
UP YOUR CORDS AND
PUT THEM AWAY!!!
Talk about frustrating!

10. As Apartment President I will stay up late with
you and party and let you clean your dishes at
your own leisure because I trust your maturity
and hygiene levels. I will reinforce the Individual
Rights set by our forefathers reiterating the fact
that EVERY AMERICAN is under complete
control of his or her own computer cords.
Last, but most importantly not least, I will not
only let you eat your own food, but I will cook it
;)