An extraterrestrial disguised as an email introduces itself as coming from the Orion constellation. It claims to be having sexual intercourse with the reader's eyeballs and seeing them smile and laugh, indicating they experienced orgasm. The message asks the reader to pass it along to a neighbor as the extraterrestrial is still excited.

1. INTERGALACTICAL MESSAGE GOOD MORNING, MY LITTLE EARTHLING LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF : I AM AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL AND I COME FROM THE CONSTELLATION YOU CALL ORION IN ORDER TO REMAIN INCOGNITO, I HAVE DISGUISED MYSELF AS AN E-MAIL AND RIGHT NOW I AM HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR EYEBALLS I DO KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT, BECAUSE I CAN SEE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE HAD AN ORGASM QUICKLY PASS ME ON TO YOUR NEIGHBOUR, AS I AM STILL QUITE EXCITED BYE, FOR NOW IT WAS A PLEASURE FOR ME….. MY PHOTO IS ATTACHED