This document outlines "rules" from a perceived male perspective on relationships with females. It lists over 20 brief "rules" with mostly humorous generalizations about gender differences and stereotypes. The rules cover topics like looking at breasts, sports on Saturdays, hints not working for men, men only seeing in 16 colors, men scratching any itch, and men not minding sleeping on the couch. The conclusion encourages sharing the rules to give both men and women a laugh or an education.