This document outlines "rules" from a male perspective in response to hearing female perspectives on relationships. It lists over 20 "rules" with the number "1" to emphasize that these are fundamental rules for men. The rules cover topics like how men feel about shopping, hints, problem-solving, arguments, comments said in the past, body image, and more. The purpose is to give both men and women a laugh by highlighting some differences in perspectives between the sexes.