This powerpoint guide summarizes some of the main characters from Downton Abbey in an informal and humorous way over 3 slides: 1) It discusses the upstairs family including Lord Grantham, Cora Crawley, Mary Crawley, Edith Crawley, Sybil Branson, and Dowager Countess. 2) It summarizes Matthew Crawley and his relationship with the Crawley daughters. 3) It provides an overview of Tom Branson and his marriage to Sybil.

1. a powerpoint guide to
UPSTAIRS downton abbey
by jaaavert
we get annoyed if you
say downtown
it’s not a fucking
whore show

2. this is the house
wow
hey why is there a car?

3. lord grantham
wants to die at had a dark time in s2
downton
never mention jane
knew a lot of
gay people cannot have sons
while at eton
had sex on wedding
cant have his night to a wife he
daughter marry a didnt even like
chauffer but
perfectly alright
to snog the maid
what is grantham?

4. cora crawley
cares a lot about her
obviously favours
inheritance and shes
mary
sixty or something
allies only with
almost died from dowager
spanish flu
really quite pretty
people ship
coraxsarah
has bad luck she
miscarried only son

5. mary crawley
now we
wait for s4
bit of a bitch in s1
has a son
called george her vagina
kills men
was 22 in first ep but shes hot
and now 32 but
cannot age dislikes edith
but we dont
know how old madly in love
she is with matthew
because they keep
changing the ages

6. edith crawley
somehow she is blonde
ugly sister
but pretty and brown eyes
worst fashion
ditched at the s1 – s2 award
altar
even her
parents dont
likes older like her much
guys “she doesnt have
much chance”
doesnt really
do much apart
from fish with
no bait middle child poor eddie

7. sybil BRANSON
so in love with tom
she is a darling
likes servants fierce bitch
only person to
so pretty
like thomas
doesnt give a fuck
married a about the main story
chauffer silently line
judging
you #wannagetlaid
confused over
middle name
DEAD
died from
war/nursing > tom branson
eclampsia

8. dowager countess
sassy as fuck
“vulgarity is no
subsitute for wit” hates foreigners
secretly fucking “what englishman would
carson die in another bed?”
always wears purple hates electricity
her name is violet
shape shifting cat
took a liking to william
then forgot about his wife
ran downton for 30 years

9. matthew ‘reginald’ crawley
no one liked him
once upon a time
matthew died
HAD to marry everyone cried
mary boo hoo
“touch me” he
whispers
a lawyer
fell in love with
lavinia
then she died
and matt fucked mary died because car crash
has a son called george
all the crawley girls
wanted him we all love matthew

10. tom branson
no one liked him
upstairs apart
not in anyway
from matthew who
associated with
weirdly made him
niall horan
best man after
driving him around
for four years
irish and sexy
waited five years
to marry sybil
suprisingly got on
with everyone
he got his fairytale
downstairs
ever after
until he fucked then sybil goes and
sybil gets herself killed

11. isis
should be dead by now

12. thanks for reading
ill do downstairs crew next