This document provides survival tips for testers and is formatted as a handbook containing lyrics from songs and advice. Each entry includes a song lyric and sometimes additional tips. The tips encourage testers to focus on the value they provide rather than their job title, seek out conversational platforms to provide context and details, and accept that some things are outside their control but to still strive for positive change. The overall message is to remain enthusiastic in the face of challenges and failures as a tester.