1. CHARGES DROPPED !!!!!
To cover brib fees associated w/my total VINDICATION, 125 magnificent art cards just
returned to me by the SPD evidence coppers will be dispersed to YOU, my adoring admirers.
Purportedly part of the missing DiCaprio Collection, these images have been in my family for
generations and are un-tainted by any criminal activity whatsoever. Trust me.
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One day ONLY---Today ONLY---10 til 7:30 ONLY
at InnocentRoger's 401 Studio/////The Sale of a LIFETIME
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Only world-class artistry is depicted on these gluten-free, open range
panels. A petite 5"x 7" (to fit our many skinny wallspaces), their rich coloration
and crisp, detailed imagery bespeak the highest level of quality. Jewels, gold,
oils, ceramics, glass, bronze, enamel, silk, lacquer, ivory, jade, mahogany, coral,
malachite and cardboard areemployed in this sensualdance of Beauty now on
display in the hall outsideStudio 401.
All this for $.60--that's 60 CENTS--per single card. Fifty pieces available.
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Color-bonded by Grandmaster Roger (designer extraordinarius), a further
75 images are offered in 2 or 3-pc sets. A 7-pc. photo set of WW I-era black
American soldiers tops the price list @ $24. Each card comes with four free , yes
FREE map pins, supplied by that evil empire Walmart--exploiter emeritus.
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Since the vice squad has retained possession of certain images pending
further 'inquiries', the entire display is FAMILYFRIENDLY. No lying, sleazy sales
creatures will approach you. Announceyour lust to own, and I will humbly take
your coins with my deepest, toe-kissing gratitude.
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NOW is the time to illuminate your depressing, wretched hovel. Turn that
box-caveinto a cozy, gem-studded home. Enjoy the jealousy-wracked anguish of
your snooty neighbors. Havesomefun with the UGLY ART Contest (winner t.b.a.
eventually). Spend a little, enjoy a lot @ Busted Roger's 401 Studio.