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The Staff…
The Ground Floor
Cristina Cavarnali Finance Manager
Honestly, the car in front of the office is not mine. However, I brought, as you requested, my driving license.
Răzvan Horobeanu Accountant
Funny, I thought the suitcase was for me and the card for the girls, and it’s actually the other way round!
Mihaela Rogoz Accountant
Remember, after any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before…
Emilia Marinescu Receptionist
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
Florin Beraru Driver
Hey! I’m not an airplane! Three of you may join me in the car, the rest of you… check out the railway station!
Cristi a n C iobanu Driver
Fasten your seatbelt! I’m gonna take you for the ride of your life! Around the garage, of course!
Mariana Neagoe Assistant Accountant
Life in the GRASP office is not easy… I’m sweating buckets after all this paperwork!
Costina Apostol Assistant Accountant
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Magdalena Fîrtat Office Manager
I’m not responsible for this Happy Hour! You said “cheap DJ”…
Iaşi Field Office
Adrian Pieptu Field Office Director
Sorry, I have to leave now… I gotta pay a visit to the Corleone family.
Gheorghe Ioniţă CP Specialist
Brothers and sisters, we won! The strike was successful! From now on we’ll have low fat milk for our coffees!
Gabriela Pipirig Administrative Assistant
Hey, watch out! I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Liviu Iacob Budget & Finance Specialist
Yes, I’m at work. Do you bring free beers for more than 5 pizzas?
Paula Talabă SFS Program Officer
Yes, they arrived! Call the management and complain, I don’t see any yellow bottles in the trunk. Damn caterers!
First  Floor
Roger Vaughan Chief of Party
Of course, you can talk as much as you want, my translator is not here.
Benjamin Feit Deputy Chief of Party
The frame is nice, the picture is nice, but… where am I?
Simona Răileanu Project Coordinator
The physician told me that when the walls become orange I can go back home, ‘cause I have the workaholic syndrom.
Sanda Meresciu “ Doamna Sanda”
Vai, mam ă dragă, da ’  nu mai munciţi aşa mult!
Monica Cojocariu Human Resource Manager
A piece of advice: you can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Claudia Mihuţ PAL Team Leader
We beat the 6 o'clock rush, and left work at noon! Now it’s time for my 2 calories cake!
Paul-André Baran DCB Deputy Director
Oops… it’s the mayor!
Daniela Drăghici Peer Networks Coordinator
You’re a man! That’s disturbing. I feel sorry for you, but you can’t come to the Tae-Bo. It’s only for women with attitude.
Raluca Lupu LG Associations Coordinator
Oh, no… not again! It’s the second time I get caught by paparazzis out of the office…
Mark Birnbaum Program Operations Director
Yeah, boss, I went there but there was no chick around. Oh, you mean Citizen Information Center (CIC)… Mmmh… well, I have ...
Marcel Chiranov Monitoring & Evaluation Manager
This monitoring & evaluation stuff is bloody and tough… I just drowned two indicators but got beaten by a spreadsheet!
Doina Muşatescu Event Coordinator
Guess who? It’s me! Guess when? During the lunch break! Guess what? I can fly! Guess where? Out of the office!
Oana Tudor Project Coordinator
If you think I’m a TAMIS freak, you’re dead wrong. The beer cans are hidden under the desk.
Paul Negrilă IT Support Manager
I thought hardware meant the parts of a computer system that can be kicked…
Iulian Năstase Help Desk Assistant
I’m currently researching on the differences between wasting time at work before the Internet and wasting time at work wit...
Special Guests...
Judy Hansen Development Alternatives, Inc.
Well, I love the way the GRASP office looks now… this is the conference room?
Michael Morfit Development Alternatives, Inc.
Judy told me you have you redecorated the office… Why am I still here?
Carmen Dumitrache ... Motorola
No, no, no! I can’t sell you low-price phones!
Cătălin Becic ...Connex
OK – I found my conditioner, my after shave, my low-calories sandwich, the bottle opener… but where’s my silver ring?
Sibiu Field Office
Peter Barta SFS Program Officer
Happy Hour? Why not Happy Week, or Happy Contract?
Elena Negrea CP Specialist
Gigi, go away, I’ve activated the webcam!
Flavia Bratu Administrative Assistant
Girl power! Release the calories! Freedom for the sugar-free!
Iustin Codreanu LED Specialist
Amazing! I already had 10 beers and I’m still cold!
Second Floor
Casandra Bischoff Policy Specialist
Hello, this is the Policy Reform Hot Line! You’re entitled to 30 minutes of listening to my opinions about a policy issue ...
Eugenia Rotaru Policy Specialist
Writing name tags for the conference is a tough job, but somebody has to do it!
Viorica Dumitru Administrative Assistant
No, no, no! The red cards should be placed on top of the black cards!
Nick Enache FALR Coordinator
OK, I got the message. We’ll cut it short. Oh, and by the way… no more coffee breaks!
Laura Ştefan Legal Policy Advisor
Actually, 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Monica Grecu Chief Translator
OK, although everybody asked for it, I am not in the mood to sing heavy metal.
Alexandru Molla Translator
Everything takes longer than you think. Especially when it’s something to be translated!
Irinel Dini Translator
Hey, don’t be afraid, we’ll replace on the flipchart the words “capital improvement plan” with “favourite beer brands”.
Anca Danţeş Voucher Manager
No, you can’t use  this  voucher at the mall…
Diana Ionescu Finance Officer
In this joint, drinks are brought slower than grantee financial reports…
Christine Jasper SFS Director
You can’t take that! That’s one of our grantees!
Alexa Babeş SFS Program Officer
OK, grantees! Smile for the photo, and then quickly get back to work!
Carmen Blăgoi Finance Assistant
This area definitely needs some metropolitan adjustments. There’s no Diet Coke around, and most certainly no loo!
Radu Florea SFS Program Officer
Previous night – spent on the train… Next night – to be spent on the train… That’s why I’m a certified trainer!
Oradea Field Office
Livia Banu Field Office Director
Before ending our conference, I am being told by our DCOP that somebody from the audience has placed his/her car in front ...
Eugen Cozma CP Specialist
You don’t have to sign anything, Mr. Mayor, just read the damn thing!
Marie-Odette Bunta Administrative Assistant
The copier’s broken, the internet doesn’t work, phone is blocked… Everything is set, let’s go to the pub!
Monica Terean SFS Program Officer
In line with the recent funding cuts, we’ll organize our grantee quarterly meeting on the premises of this wonderful hospi...
Third  Floor
Sam Coxson LG Initiatives Director
I hope it’s not true that no one is listening until you make a mistake…
Artur Lungu Assistant to the LGI Director
Casual Friday? So… I can take my tie off the neck?
Robert Gondi IT/MIS Manager
Jesus, I didn’t know that if it’s paid by GRASP, I have to eat it all!
Carmen Frunză Program Assistant
This is the result of a week of hard working in the office… I’m sleeping while I’m talking!
George Guess Finance & Budget Team Leader
Yeah, I understand you’re not happy with just an apple for lunch… try writing a new proposal!
Anca Voinea Finance & Budget Specialist
Hey, man, get a life! You walk around that empty glass for half an hour!
Mircea Tulea Finance & Budget Specialist
This is my new office, a representation of what I believe local economic development means!
Costel Todor Finance & Budget Specialist
Hello, my name is Costel, and I live in Sibiu. I have a slight lapse of memory, could you please remind me how do I relate...
Mircea Alexandrescu Public Services Specialist
Training! I love it! Free meals, pleasant company, and sometimes a perfect place for a nap!
Mihaela Vrabete Public Services Specialist
Yahoo Messenger user name: “ zona ”, password: “ metropolitana ”…
Ciprian Căpâlnean Public Services Specialist
This is an area in need of public services e.g. a phone, to call for help!
Cristina Vladu Public Services Specialist
Pssst! Abort mission! Abort mission! Peter, do you read me? We’re in the wrong local government!
Nora Maderkova LED Team Leader
This is the LED consultant assigned by the county council?
Anca Socolovschi LED Specialist
Strange.. How come I always get the empty glass?
Kristina Creoşteanu Citizen Participation Team Leader
Don’t worry about them… they project images on the wall, they don’t play loud music!
Gabriela Căluşeru Municipal Credit Program Manager
Everybody’s in the lunch break… Am I the only one working around here?
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GRASP Staff Final Presentation

  1. 1. grasp
  2. 2. The Staff…
  3. 3. The Ground Floor
  4. 4. Cristina Cavarnali Finance Manager
  5. 5. Honestly, the car in front of the office is not mine. However, I brought, as you requested, my driving license.
  6. 6. Răzvan Horobeanu Accountant
  7. 7. Funny, I thought the suitcase was for me and the card for the girls, and it’s actually the other way round!
  8. 8. Mihaela Rogoz Accountant
  9. 9. Remember, after any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before…
  10. 10. Emilia Marinescu Receptionist
  11. 11. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
  12. 12. Florin Beraru Driver
  13. 13. Hey! I’m not an airplane! Three of you may join me in the car, the rest of you… check out the railway station!
  14. 14. Cristi a n C iobanu Driver
  15. 15. Fasten your seatbelt! I’m gonna take you for the ride of your life! Around the garage, of course!
  16. 16. Mariana Neagoe Assistant Accountant
  17. 17. Life in the GRASP office is not easy… I’m sweating buckets after all this paperwork!
  18. 18. Costina Apostol Assistant Accountant
  19. 19. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
  20. 20. Magdalena Fîrtat Office Manager
  21. 21. I’m not responsible for this Happy Hour! You said “cheap DJ”…
  22. 22. Iaşi Field Office
  23. 23. Adrian Pieptu Field Office Director
  24. 24. Sorry, I have to leave now… I gotta pay a visit to the Corleone family.
  25. 25. Gheorghe Ioniţă CP Specialist
  26. 26. Brothers and sisters, we won! The strike was successful! From now on we’ll have low fat milk for our coffees!
  27. 27. Gabriela Pipirig Administrative Assistant
  28. 28. Hey, watch out! I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
  29. 29. Liviu Iacob Budget & Finance Specialist
  30. 30. Yes, I’m at work. Do you bring free beers for more than 5 pizzas?
  31. 31. Paula Talabă SFS Program Officer
  32. 32. Yes, they arrived! Call the management and complain, I don’t see any yellow bottles in the trunk. Damn caterers!
  33. 33. First Floor
  34. 34. Roger Vaughan Chief of Party
  35. 35. Of course, you can talk as much as you want, my translator is not here.
  36. 36. Benjamin Feit Deputy Chief of Party
  37. 37. The frame is nice, the picture is nice, but… where am I?
  38. 38. Simona Răileanu Project Coordinator
  39. 39. The physician told me that when the walls become orange I can go back home, ‘cause I have the workaholic syndrom.
  40. 40. Sanda Meresciu “ Doamna Sanda”
  41. 41. Vai, mam ă dragă, da ’ nu mai munciţi aşa mult!
  42. 42. Monica Cojocariu Human Resource Manager
  43. 43. A piece of advice: you can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
  44. 44. Claudia Mihuţ PAL Team Leader
  45. 45. We beat the 6 o'clock rush, and left work at noon! Now it’s time for my 2 calories cake!
  46. 46. Paul-André Baran DCB Deputy Director
  47. 47. Oops… it’s the mayor!
  48. 48. Daniela Drăghici Peer Networks Coordinator
  49. 49. You’re a man! That’s disturbing. I feel sorry for you, but you can’t come to the Tae-Bo. It’s only for women with attitude.
  50. 50. Raluca Lupu LG Associations Coordinator
  51. 51. Oh, no… not again! It’s the second time I get caught by paparazzis out of the office…
  52. 52. Mark Birnbaum Program Operations Director
  53. 53. Yeah, boss, I went there but there was no chick around. Oh, you mean Citizen Information Center (CIC)… Mmmh… well, I have to dress up, I presume.
  54. 54. Marcel Chiranov Monitoring & Evaluation Manager
  55. 55. This monitoring & evaluation stuff is bloody and tough… I just drowned two indicators but got beaten by a spreadsheet!
  56. 56. Doina Muşatescu Event Coordinator
  57. 57. Guess who? It’s me! Guess when? During the lunch break! Guess what? I can fly! Guess where? Out of the office!
  58. 58. Oana Tudor Project Coordinator
  59. 59. If you think I’m a TAMIS freak, you’re dead wrong. The beer cans are hidden under the desk.
  60. 60. Paul Negrilă IT Support Manager
  61. 61. I thought hardware meant the parts of a computer system that can be kicked…
  62. 62. Iulian Năstase Help Desk Assistant
  63. 63. I’m currently researching on the differences between wasting time at work before the Internet and wasting time at work with the Internet…
  64. 64. Special Guests...
  65. 65. Judy Hansen Development Alternatives, Inc.
  66. 66. Well, I love the way the GRASP office looks now… this is the conference room?
  67. 67. Michael Morfit Development Alternatives, Inc.
  68. 68. Judy told me you have you redecorated the office… Why am I still here?
  69. 69. Carmen Dumitrache ... Motorola
  70. 70. No, no, no! I can’t sell you low-price phones!
  71. 71. Cătălin Becic ...Connex
  72. 72. OK – I found my conditioner, my after shave, my low-calories sandwich, the bottle opener… but where’s my silver ring?
  73. 73. Sibiu Field Office
  74. 74. Peter Barta SFS Program Officer
  75. 75. Happy Hour? Why not Happy Week, or Happy Contract?
  76. 76. Elena Negrea CP Specialist
  77. 77. Gigi, go away, I’ve activated the webcam!
  78. 78. Flavia Bratu Administrative Assistant
  79. 79. Girl power! Release the calories! Freedom for the sugar-free!
  80. 80. Iustin Codreanu LED Specialist
  81. 81. Amazing! I already had 10 beers and I’m still cold!
  82. 82. Second Floor
  83. 83. Casandra Bischoff Policy Specialist
  84. 84. Hello, this is the Policy Reform Hot Line! You’re entitled to 30 minutes of listening to my opinions about a policy issue of your choice.
  85. 85. Eugenia Rotaru Policy Specialist
  86. 86. Writing name tags for the conference is a tough job, but somebody has to do it!
  87. 87. Viorica Dumitru Administrative Assistant
  88. 88. No, no, no! The red cards should be placed on top of the black cards!
  89. 89. Nick Enache FALR Coordinator
  90. 90. OK, I got the message. We’ll cut it short. Oh, and by the way… no more coffee breaks!
  91. 91. Laura Ştefan Legal Policy Advisor
  92. 92. Actually, 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  93. 93. Monica Grecu Chief Translator
  94. 94. OK, although everybody asked for it, I am not in the mood to sing heavy metal.
  95. 95. Alexandru Molla Translator
  96. 96. Everything takes longer than you think. Especially when it’s something to be translated!
  97. 97. Irinel Dini Translator
  98. 98. Hey, don’t be afraid, we’ll replace on the flipchart the words “capital improvement plan” with “favourite beer brands”.
  99. 99. Anca Danţeş Voucher Manager
  100. 100. No, you can’t use this voucher at the mall…
  101. 101. Diana Ionescu Finance Officer
  102. 102. In this joint, drinks are brought slower than grantee financial reports…
  103. 103. Christine Jasper SFS Director
  104. 104. You can’t take that! That’s one of our grantees!
  105. 105. Alexa Babeş SFS Program Officer
  106. 106. OK, grantees! Smile for the photo, and then quickly get back to work!
  107. 107. Carmen Blăgoi Finance Assistant
  108. 108. This area definitely needs some metropolitan adjustments. There’s no Diet Coke around, and most certainly no loo!
  109. 109. Radu Florea SFS Program Officer
  110. 110. Previous night – spent on the train… Next night – to be spent on the train… That’s why I’m a certified trainer!
  111. 111. Oradea Field Office
  112. 112. Livia Banu Field Office Director
  113. 113. Before ending our conference, I am being told by our DCOP that somebody from the audience has placed his/her car in front of the office. Move it quickly!
  114. 114. Eugen Cozma CP Specialist
  115. 115. You don’t have to sign anything, Mr. Mayor, just read the damn thing!
  116. 116. Marie-Odette Bunta Administrative Assistant
  117. 117. The copier’s broken, the internet doesn’t work, phone is blocked… Everything is set, let’s go to the pub!
  118. 118. Monica Terean SFS Program Officer
  119. 119. In line with the recent funding cuts, we’ll organize our grantee quarterly meeting on the premises of this wonderful hospice!
  120. 120. Third Floor
  121. 121. Sam Coxson LG Initiatives Director
  122. 122. I hope it’s not true that no one is listening until you make a mistake…
  123. 123. Artur Lungu Assistant to the LGI Director
  124. 124. Casual Friday? So… I can take my tie off the neck?
  125. 125. Robert Gondi IT/MIS Manager
  126. 126. Jesus, I didn’t know that if it’s paid by GRASP, I have to eat it all!
  127. 127. Carmen Frunză Program Assistant
  128. 128. This is the result of a week of hard working in the office… I’m sleeping while I’m talking!
  129. 129. George Guess Finance & Budget Team Leader
  130. 130. Yeah, I understand you’re not happy with just an apple for lunch… try writing a new proposal!
  131. 131. Anca Voinea Finance & Budget Specialist
  132. 132. Hey, man, get a life! You walk around that empty glass for half an hour!
  133. 133. Mircea Tulea Finance & Budget Specialist
  134. 134. This is my new office, a representation of what I believe local economic development means!
  135. 135. Costel Todor Finance & Budget Specialist
  136. 136. Hello, my name is Costel, and I live in Sibiu. I have a slight lapse of memory, could you please remind me how do I relate with the gentlemen near me?
  137. 137. Mircea Alexandrescu Public Services Specialist
  138. 138. Training! I love it! Free meals, pleasant company, and sometimes a perfect place for a nap!
  139. 139. Mihaela Vrabete Public Services Specialist
  140. 140. Yahoo Messenger user name: “ zona ”, password: “ metropolitana ”…
  141. 141. Ciprian Căpâlnean Public Services Specialist
  142. 142. This is an area in need of public services e.g. a phone, to call for help!
  143. 143. Cristina Vladu Public Services Specialist
  144. 144. Pssst! Abort mission! Abort mission! Peter, do you read me? We’re in the wrong local government!
  145. 145. Nora Maderkova LED Team Leader
  146. 146. This is the LED consultant assigned by the county council?
  147. 147. Anca Socolovschi LED Specialist
  148. 148. Strange.. How come I always get the empty glass?
  149. 149. Kristina Creoşteanu Citizen Participation Team Leader
  150. 150. Don’t worry about them… they project images on the wall, they don’t play loud music!
  151. 151. Gabriela Căluşeru Municipal Credit Program Manager
  152. 152. Everybody’s in the lunch break… Am I the only one working around here?
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