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45. What is our National Character? a. If you have to ask, dear boy, you'll never know... b. Undemonstrative but sound c. Impossible to fathom!
49. If most of your answers are … a. You are the very soul of Englishness. You are almost TOO English. Are you Lord Kitchener? b. You are either a pleasantly tolerant English Gent (or Lady), or a visitor from overseas who is doing JOLLY WELL at BLENDING IN. Keep up the good work. c. You have probably just arrived and it's all rather confusing. Please seek immediate help becoming Very English.
Editor's Notes
Welcome to John Murray and Sceptre Autumn Highlights. … and please take our How English Are You? test as you go along. All will be revealed…