The document describes an inner editor that is waiting to edit text but has nothing to work on yet. The editor tells the other character, referred to as "hairy hips", that it is too early and to freeze until called upon. The editor then restates that it is waiting to be of service once there is text to edit.

1. I am inner editor.
I am inner editor. That
sentence is crap. You must
rewrite it and rewrite it
until it is perfect

2. Well that’s very un-
helpful hairy hips.
If I do it your way I’ll
never get past sentence
one.

3. You’ve arrived at the wrong
time. You’re early.
Come back when I’ve got
some actual text to work
on.
But since you’re here, just
be a good hairy hips and
freeze until I tell you that
you can move.

4. I am inner editor.
I am inner editor at
your service.
I ‘ll just be waiting
here until you call me.