2. Last time…
Harry moved to Sunset Valley, and met Monika Morris and Blair
Wainright. He and Blair spent a night together, but Harry found himself
constantly thinking of Monika…
3. Harry got a promotion at work the next morning, thanks to his partially
successful time spent on the running machine.
4. “Hi, is this Monika?”
“Yes, who is this?”
“Harry, we met yesterday, and I-”
“Oh, yeah I remember you.”
“Look, I’m sorry for what I said. Do you want to come over later tonight so I
can make amends for what I did?”
“If you insist…”
5. When Harry got home, he got a call from someone else.
“Harry? It’s Blair,” she said, sounding upset. “I… I’m pregnant! It’s your
baby…”
“Blair, I’m… I’m so sorry. I’ll come over right away.”
“What? No don’t worry about it, I’m dating someone else now..”
7. “Blair, I’m not really interested in a serious relationship, can we just be
friends?”
“Yes, I’m dating Cycl0ne now anyway.”
(Sims, huh?)
8. When he returned home, Monika was waiting for him.
“Monika, I’m so sorry for everything I said. I… I just can’t stop thinking
about you.”
9. “The thing is…” Monika said, “I can’t stop thinking about you either. I can’t
stay right now, I have to go to work. I know about you and Blair, but I don’t
care…
“I’ve never met someone who thinks so much like me. Our mental
synchronization can have but one explanation. You-”
“-and I-”
“Were just meant to be!”
10. “I’ll call you tomorrow,” said Harry, kissing her lightly.
11. The next morning, Harry got two phone calls. The first was from Blair:
“Harry? It’s a boy! I named him Zebulon!”
“You named him WHAT?”
12. The second was even less welcome:
“Grandmother?”
“Henry. I heard about Zebulon Wainright being born. You are in big
trouble, and I expect you to get married to someone suitable as soon as
possible.”
13. “Hi,” said Harry to Monika when she arrived the next day. “Look, can I say
something crazy?”
