A satirical dictionary of security terms that tells you what common security terms REALLY mean. The truth will set you free, but it is not pretty.

1. Devil’s Dictionary of Security Terms
Why go through your entire security, law
enforcement, or intelligence career being
confused? Here, at last, is an 850+ word
dictionary to clarify all that confusing
security jargon, and tell you the TRUE
meaning of various terms, never mind
what the experts think!
Examples
unauthorized disclosure: lunch
adjudication: Making an official determination
of whether hiring or retaining this loser would
be blatantly gross negligence, or just arguably
gross negligence.
decipher: Turning gibberish ciphertext into
gibberish plaintext.
special agent: A law enforcement officer or
federal investigator who is called “special”
because the word “retarded” is no longer
politically correct.
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