An ode to the one and only, Chuck P.

1. CHUCK PA S C E N D E D T O
U P P E R E C H E L O N S
the
of
GREATNESS

2. Meet our good friend, Chuck P
You can definitely see it in his eyes
that this man was born to take his
rightful place in the pantheon of
gods
But before that, he had his
defining moment 10 years ago

3. At the mansion of the Fool in one of his decadent parties

4. Everyone was there

5. Aside from Chuck P, the Fool was there (naturally). The
party was in his house, after all.

6. The Japanese Latino was also present

7. As was the Water King, as he wasn’t busy squirting

8. And Poohjit—who will play a very important role later

9. Others in attendance were: Starlord

10. Baby Bors Jurgens

11. Lawlaw Legend; but this was before he achieved his
Legendary status. That story will be for another time (and
still at the Fool’s Mansion)

12. Cornholio

13. Buhagay—who valiantly tried to usurp Lawlaw Legend
but… (yet another story to tell some other time)

14. Snow White—who came late because he had to wait for
his brother who was buying Coke Litro

15. I guess RV Paul was also there

16. And Bro Dude John

17. And myself, of course.

18. My memory deceives me but I think Dragonheart was also
in attendance. Or maybe not. He might have sent a text to
the Fool explaining why he couldn’t go.

19. Anyway, everyone was having a great time
We downed several bottles of this

20. Chuck P was
hamming it up—
which wasn’t
unusual
Then the topic
turned to girls and
the prospect of
scoring with
several chicks

21. Out of nowhere, Poohjit asked Chuck P a loaded question
CHUCK, NGANO’NG MAG SIGE MAN KA
UG PANG CHICKS NGA GWAPA NA MAN
KAAYO IMONG UYAB?
We were stunned. We didn’t see
it coming. It must have been the
Emperador.

22. Now I’m not sure but from the expression of Chuck’s face
he might have been stunned as well

23. Up to that moment no
one has dared
question him on his
womanizing

24. And, perhaps, now for
the very first time--

25. the challenge has been
set forth

26. What makes Chuck P
special from all other
guys?

27. Has Chuck been
endowed by the divine
to spread his seed to
whomever he wishes?

28. Can man ever remain
monogamous?

29. Or are we all destined
to stray?

30. We had to give it to
Poohjit--

31. It took a lot of balls to
question Chuck P’s
very nature

33. Chuck P took a moment and closed his eyes. All the while
we were nodding in agreement with Poohjit. His girlfriend
was a Binibining Pilipinas candidate. What more could he
ask for?

34. Looking at Chuck, we could imagine him
experiencing a surge of emotions that
must have surely taken him to the
precipice

35. The anticipation was killing us

36. The silence
seemed to last
forever

37. CHUCK, NGANO’NG
MAG SIGE MAN KA UG
PANG CHICKS NGA
GWAPA NA MAN KAAYO
IMONG UYAB?
CHUCK, NGANO’NG
MAG SIGE MAN KA UG
PANG CHICKS NGA
GWAPA NA MAN KAAYO
IMONG UYAB?
And all the while, Poohjit’s question reverberated in our
heads
CHUCK, NGANO’NG
MAG SIGE MAN KA UG
PANG CHICKS NGA
GWAPA NA MAN KAAYO
IMONG UYAB?
CHUCK, NGANO’N
MAG SIGE MAN KA
PANG CHICKS NGA
GWAPA NA MAN K
IMONG UYAB?

38. He opened his eyes
And thus spoke
Chuck P--

39. KAY GWAPO MAN
SAD KAAYO KO!

42. That night we learned to never
question a demi-god
They play by a different set of rules
that we mere mortals will never
understand
CHUCK P
All hail

43. I AM
LEGEND
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