Our Limmericks!

Limmericks Created by TA5 students

There once was a boy called JaydenThat had a friend called BraydenHe liked to do sportsBut was covered wartsSo he rubbed them all over Aiden.

There once was a boy named ShaneWho always got the blameHe went to school And bombed in the pool Then got sent off to Spain!

There once was a singer called Stan Who lived in a rugged van He ate some cheese Which made him sneeze Then he covered it all in jam.

There once was an old man Who lived in a rusty vanHe loved to eat meatAnd had stinky feet That ran all over Japan!

There once was a boy who fell on the floor Before he smashed into the doorHe got really hurtSo ate some dessertThen asked his mother for more!

There once was an excited manHe lived in a rugged vanHe popped his tyreWhile cooking StephaneMyerIn his black old rusty pan!

There once was a girl named Happy Who always had to change her nappyShe did a big fartThat shot like a dartThat hit a boy called Chappy!

There once was a girl named Sam Who had a steel frying panShe has two boys Who like their toysBut she sent them all to Japan!

There once was a girl named LisaWho had a friend named KeeshaShe love to read booksAnd bait up the hooks To give to fisherman Tisha!

There once was a person’s hand It got stuck inside a vanIt couldn’t get outSo it started to shout Calling out to its Nan!

There once was an old zoo keeper Who also was a moon creeperHe blew up the moon With an old wooden spoon And went to the cocoon peaker!

There once was a great lion Whose name was Zippy Zion He cracked me upOn top of Mt Cup Then shot off my head flyin’

There once was a plane that could flyIt could fly into the blue skyThen it went pop And came to a stopAnd the passengers all did die!

There once was a silly man Who lived in a really long dam He cooked in his vanOn his great panThen all exploded to Japan!

There once was a computer nerdWho couldn’t find the right word So he left it cleared For he was to scaredOf the evil computer bird!

There once was a girly named GraceWho always wanted a caseShe had a big fallWhen she grew really tallAnd fell flat onto her face!

There once was an old man Who lived in a rusty vanHe didn’t have a phoneSo he always moanedAbout his crazy fan!

There once was a girl named Gladly She always made people sadly She married a man Who lived in JapanBut he began to act very badly!

There once was an old manWho liked to eat raspberry jamHe got all stickyAnd felt all yucky So he went to live in a van!

There once was a boy that was scared Thought he’d get eaten by a bear.But he was wrongSo he sang it a songAnd the bear, he shed a tear!

There once was a girl named SueShe liked having lots of shoesShe had a great lambWho ate all her hamThen poor Sue got the blues!

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