Happy Birthday Grandma!

1. It’s your birthday dear Grandma

2. Thought we’d make you a show

3. Everyone cleaned up to look their best

4. some wore makeup and put on a dress

5. well our mom, she took her own portrait

6. Davy played the guitar

7. And the Bair kept hugging his book

8. and we lost our car

9. Well the snow, presented a problem

10. All the kids went outside

11. Finally we gave up and joined them there

12. While Grandpa sat and relaxed with a bear

13. Well, the boys, they flew on their snowboards

14. seldom landing on foot

15. but they sure – did – get quite a fill

16. Of the winter sports!

17. Well apart from sledding and flying,

18. other things have been done

19. Darlene found a stranger who dressed like her

20. People ate napkins

21. and Misty’s a blur

22. Oh our Jonny won’t miss a concert

23. even if he’s a stiff

24. there was ONE good picture of mom holding up a gift!

25. What to make for our Grandma…..

26. On her birthday this year?

27. I bet she’d like something soft to wear

28. Or, a craft that was made by a Bair

29. well now what could top a great novel

30. it could put her to sleep

31. but at least it’s better than RATS

32. though Darlene’s … are… sweet.

33. Jonny built you a sandwich,

34. Misty got you a bone

35. Darlene got busy and baked a cake

36. Danny sliced away half for his take

37. But the girls took daintier servings

38. Jonny hacked up the rest

39. while the sixth grade orchestra played

40. and James Bond impressed.

41. This song may seem very random

42. but we knew you’d enjoy

43. basically hearing us sing a song

44. and see some pictures where we get along

45. though our dogs drive sooner than daughters

46. and you might wonder why

47. when a man climbs walls like a spider

48. his wife might sigh